{"id":2188,"date":"2016-02-15T12:55:06","date_gmt":"2016-02-15T11:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/?p=2188"},"modified":"2016-03-30T10:32:44","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T09:32:44","slug":"la-verite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/la-verite\/","title":{"rendered":"La v\u00e9rit\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Il y a un petit d\u00e9tail qui m&rsquo;a longtemps chagrin\u00e9 dans les 2 trilogies originales (troll spotted) Star Wars, et il faut que je vous en parle. Je pensais en faire un tweet mais c&rsquo;est compliqu\u00e9 de mettre tout \u00e7a en 140 caract\u00e8res, alors je vais d\u00e9tailler. Tant pis pour vous.<\/p>\n<p>Dans l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode 6, Dark Vador dit \u00e0 Luke Skywalker : \u00ab\u00a0Obi-Wan t&rsquo;a bien form\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb (<em>Obi-Wan has taught you well).\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/exR2VLmzeT4?feature=player_detailpage\" width=\"544\" height=\"306\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Sauf qu&rsquo;en vrai, Obi-Wan n&rsquo;a eu quasiment aucun contact avec Luke pendant les 19 premi\u00e8res de la vie de ce dernier (et les 19 derni\u00e8res de la vie du premier). C&rsquo;est bien simple, tout le monde pensait que \u00ab\u00a0Ben\u00a0\u00bb Kenobi \u00e9tait un vieux fou &#8211; et sa fa\u00e7on de d\u00e9ambuler dans les montagnes en hurlant comme un d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9 allait bien dans ce sens.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2189\" style=\"width: 499px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/obiwan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2189\" data-attachment-id=\"2189\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/la-verite\/obiwan\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/obiwan.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"obiwan\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Beeuarrrrrrgh&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/obiwan.jpg\" class=\" wp-image-2189\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/obiwan.jpg\" alt=\"Beeuarrrrrrgh\" width=\"489\" height=\"163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/obiwan.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/obiwan-300x100.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 489px) 100vw, 489px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2189\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u00ab\u00a0Beeuarrrrrrgh. Non, je d\u00e9conne, je suis un ma\u00eetre Jedi\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Obi-Wan a effectivement appris quelques trucs \u00e0 Luke sur sa vie et sur les\u00a0techniques du sabre laser.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2190\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Luke-training.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2190\" data-attachment-id=\"2190\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/la-verite\/luke-training\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Luke-training.gif\" data-orig-size=\"500,216\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Luke training\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;L&amp;rsquo;entra\u00eenement de Luke&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Luke-training.gif\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2190\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Luke-training.gif\" alt=\"L'entra\u00eenement de Luke\" width=\"500\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2190\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">L&rsquo;entra\u00eenement de Luke.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Et c&rsquo;est tout ce qu&rsquo;aura le temps de lui enseigner Obi-Wan, avant de passer la main \u00e0 Yoda (m\u00e9taphoriquement parlant j&rsquo;entends &#8211; avec Yoda, Obi-Wan est s\u00fbrement l&rsquo;un des seuls personnages de Star Wars \u00e0 ne pas se faire trancher par un sable laser).<\/p>\n<p>Par ailleurs, on pourra quand m\u00eame rappeler\u00a0que ces techniques sont ce que Yoda apprenait \u00e0 des enfants de 6 ans.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2191\" style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Beginner_Training.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2191\" data-attachment-id=\"2191\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/la-verite\/beginner_training\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Beginner_Training.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"440,210\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Beginner_Training\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;L&amp;rsquo;entra\u00eenement des Jedis de 6 ans. &lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Beginner_Training.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2191\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Beginner_Training.jpg\" alt=\"L'entra\u00eenement des Jedis de 6 ans. \" width=\"440\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Beginner_Training.jpg 440w, https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Beginner_Training-300x143.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2191\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">L&rsquo;entra\u00eenement des Jedis de 6 ans.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Et il est probablement inutile de rappeler ce que Dark Vador a fait de cette tripot\u00e9e de jeunes Jedi (tout seul, sans armure, avec un bras dans le dos et en sifflotant \u00ab\u00a0Let it go\u00a0\u00bb).<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2192\" style=\"width: 474px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/younglings.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2192\" data-attachment-id=\"2192\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/la-verite\/younglings\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/younglings.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1024,665\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"younglings\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Attention ch\u00e9rie, \u00e7a va couper&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/younglings-1024x665.jpg\" class=\" wp-image-2192\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/younglings-1024x665.jpg\" alt=\"Attention ch\u00e9rie, \u00e7a va couper\" width=\"464\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/younglings.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/younglings-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 464px) 100vw, 464px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2192\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Attention ch\u00e9rie, \u00e7a va couper.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Du coup, quand Dark Vador dit \u00e0 Luke qu&rsquo;Obi-Wan l&rsquo;a bien form\u00e9, c&rsquo;est un peu comme si ton patron te regarde lire\u00a0et te\u00a0dit \u00ab\u00a0ton prof de CP t&rsquo;a bien form\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb. Disons qu&rsquo;il y a (grandement) particip\u00e9, mais que c&rsquo;est un r\u00e9sum\u00e9 un peu l\u00e9ger.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2193\" style=\"width: 340px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2193\" data-attachment-id=\"2194\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/la-verite\/unknown\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"500,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Unknown\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2194\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown.jpg\" alt=\"Unknown\" width=\"330\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Unknown-261x300.jpg 261w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2193\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ces gens ne manquent pas de Yodace.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Alors, ouiiiii peut-\u00eatre que Dark Vador est un peu rest\u00e9 bloqu\u00e9 sur Obi-Wan&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"fr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thetchaff\">@thetchaff<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mimiryudo\">@mimiryudo<\/a> Et puis il a une l\u00e9g\u00e8re tendance \u00e0 faire une fixette sur le viel Obiwan.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mikalone (@Mikalone) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mikalone\/status\/699202339392065537\">15 F\u00e9vrier 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>M&rsquo;enfin, ce n&rsquo;est parce que ton ancien mentor t&rsquo;a coup\u00e9 3 membres, laiss\u00e9 cramer dans la lave et kidnapp\u00e9 tes 2 enfants qu&rsquo;il faut lui en tenir rigueur pendant des ann\u00e9es. Cette rancune est un peu facile.<\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0. Fin de l&rsquo;histoire.<\/p>\n<!-- templates\/buttons-placeholder.php -->\n<div class=\"da-reactions-outer TpostID2188\">\n\t    <div class=\"da-reactions-data da-reactions-container-async center\"\n         data-type=\"post\"\n         data-id=\"2188\"\n         id=\"da-reactions-slot-post-2188\">\n        <div class=\"da-reactions-exposed\">\n\t\t\t<img src=\"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/da-reactions\/assets\/dist\/loading.svg\" alt=\"Loading spinner\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" style=\"width:64px\" \/>\n        <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il y a un petit d\u00e9tail qui m&rsquo;a longtemps chagrin\u00e9 dans les 2 trilogies originales (troll spotted) Star Wars, et il faut que je vous en parle. 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