{"id":926,"date":"2012-10-07T19:17:31","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T18:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimiryudo.free.fr\/blog\/?p=926"},"modified":"2013-10-14T15:30:22","modified_gmt":"2013-10-14T14:30:22","slug":"histoire-de-zebre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mimiryudo.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/histoire-de-zebre\/","title":{"rendered":"Histoire de z\u00e8bre"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00ab\u00a0Si vous entendez un bruit de sabots, attendez vous \u00e0 voir un cheval, pas un z\u00e8bre\u00a0\u00bb dit un c\u00e9l\u00e8bre aphorisme m\u00e9dical…<\/p>\n

En pratique, devant un z\u00e8bre :
\n– les neurologues regretteront de n’avoir aucun traitement pour arranger \u00e7a,
\n– les internistes essaieront de prouver qu’il s’agit d’un cheval malade,
\n– les h\u00e9mato-oncologues ne se prononceront qu’apr\u00e8s analyse anatomopathologique dudit z\u00e8bre,
\n– les dermatologues proposeront d’enlever toutes les bandes noires, par pr\u00e9caution (faisant la joie des m\u00e9decins sus-cit\u00e9s),
\n– les infectiologues voudront conna\u00eetre l’esp\u00e8ce pr\u00e9cise avant de traiter,
\n– les p\u00e9diatres trouveront \u00e7a super mignon (comme Marty dans le dessin anim\u00e9 Madagascar),
\n– les g\u00e9n\u00e9ralistes temporiseront pour voir l’\u00e9volution,
\n– les urgentistes le renverront rapidement chez lui puisqu’il n’a rien de mortel,
\n– les m\u00e9decins du travail proposeront d’adapter l’environnement au z\u00e8bre en recr\u00e9ant une savane,
\n– les urologues ne verront pas de diff\u00e9rence avec un cheval, et n’en auraient rien \u00e0 faire, c’est bon l\u00e0, faut arr\u00eater de dire qu’ils sont jaloux,
\n– les psychiatres essaieront de le persuader que les rayures reviennent \u00e0 la mode en 2012…<\/p>\n\n

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\u00ab\u00a0Si vous entendez un bruit de sabots, attendez vous \u00e0 voir un cheval, pas un z\u00e8bre\u00a0\u00bb dit un c\u00e9l\u00e8bre aphorisme m\u00e9dical… En pratique, devant un z\u00e8bre : – les neurologues regretteront de n’avoir aucun traitement pour arranger \u00e7a, – les … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n\n

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